Blog of Andy Schwarhol

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Why Did The Buddhist Hot Dog Vendor Cross the Road?

Because he got tired of people coming up to him and saying, “hey, Buddhist Hot Dog Vendor, Make me One with Everything!  Wahahahahahaha!!!!!” 

And also because he wanted a cigarette. 

January 27, 2007 Posted by andyschwarhall | Uncategorized | | No Comments Yet

Why Andy Schwarhol Loves People Who Say NO

Because someone who says no to you is someone you can trust.  

January 27, 2007 Posted by andyschwarhall | Uncategorized | | 1 Comment