The Human Distinction

Dear Homeland Master, 

On my trip to earth, I have observed that of all the multitudinous animals in the earthly animal kingdom, only a member of that species known as “homo sapien” has the curious capacity, as a matured organism, to refuse to take care of itself.   

It seems as though this capacity results from the homo sapien’s advanced nervous system, which allows it to remove its spirit from its body in such a way as to sever conscious connection to the Great Intelligence, and which enables it to develop modes of behavior that strike the homo sapien as profitable, from a purposefully limited vantage point. 

I will continue to study this fascinating feature of the species, and will report back after fucking a turtle as you have instructed in your previous memo.

Andy Schwarhol

Why Change the World?

“Let’s change the world!” said the Bodhisattvah. 

 ”Why?” asked the Bhiku.

“Ummmmm…”  The Bodhisattvah paused.   “Because it’s fun!”

And thus goes the death of the so-called ego.